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Joss breaks out the superspy training as she creeps through her mom’s hall, sloooowly opens the attic door… and pulls a gun on Valentin! Gasp! But then she deviates from official procedure to kick him in the crotch and pistol whip him. At least, we’re assuming that’s not official.

As she’s trussing him up, though, Carly shows up and Josslyn catches on fast. Of course, Carly makes no bones about “aiding and abetting a fugitive” to get Agent Jax out of the WSB.

Josslyn and Carly Go at Each Other

Carly, surprisingly, keeps her cool as Josslyn flips out at her and — nope, never mind. There’s that temper. Carly starts shouting right back, so Josslyn hurries her mom downstairs for a stern talking to, and they go back and forth.

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Easter Island, Australia — Josslyn’s been lying her lying face off. Yeah? Well, “Lying to you was the assignment!” (Should we play a shot game every time they say “lying?”) This was all, Josslyn yells, “the price of justice!” The justice of killing Cyrus, after she hunted him down for murdering Dex.

Carly is aghast. And it gets worse when she learns that Jack led her to Cyrus. “Doesn’t taking someone’s life matter?” We’ll just pretend you didn’t ask that, Carly. Josslyn won’t though. She lays IN on her mom’s hypocrisy and ignoring how much of a monster Sonny is, who gets or nearly gets all his kids killed. Josslyn’s taking him and everyone else down, “Mercifully and finally!”

Britt Can’t Stay Away from Jason

Jack pays Jason a visit to find out what he and Cullum talked about. Jason evades the question, so Brennan says it’s to keep Josslyn safe, then just flat out says Jason owes him for making the evidence against Carly go away. That, at least, gets Jason to relent a bit and says they just talked about Britt and their relationship.

As Britt reels over losing her first patient since returning to the hospital, Liz reminds her that she saved the baby. They heap praises on each other, but afterwards, Britt visits Jason, needing a sturdy shoulder. Out of all she’s been through lately, losing a patient is the worst, so Jason pulls her close in a hug.

Felicia Reads Lulu the Riot Act

Nathan and Lulu lean in for a kiss right in front of Felicia! Maxie’s mom waits until Nathan leaves then calls Lulu out for “kissing your best friend’s husband.” Hussy! Could she be anymore inappropriate?? Then again, as Lulu points out, Maxie already chose Spinelli.

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Husband swapping between besties, Felicia explains, is different from hooking up with strangers. (Well, she’s not wrong.)Lulu promises to tell Maxie the next time she sees her. Felicia’s not impressed, though, and storms off.

Brook Lynn’s Heartbroken

Brook Lynn’s freaking out as she tries filling out forms for Delilah and the baby — even though she and Chase know nothing about the woman. Nathan shows up to tell them that they didn’t have any luck finding out anything about Delilah. They’ll keep digging, but there’s not much to do.

Brook Lynn keeps lamenting how that poor little baby doesn’t have family, and we all know that’s where this is going! It gets worse when Felicia tells her the tot’s named Jane Doe for now, so Brook Lynn and Chase go to visit so they can name her properly.

Justine and Sonny Finish Their Fling

Sonny brings some scotch back to the bedroom and Justine’s touched to learn he owns the building and has the apartment in case Kristina needs a place to crash after work. Anything for his Mob Princess!

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Even better, it’s nice and private, because, as Justine says, if anyone sees they spent the night together, they’d be destroyed. Still, they’ve got zero regrets. Especially since Justine’s scratched her itch, so this is never, ever, ever happening again. Riiiiiight. “This is a textbook case of one and done.” Laying it on a little thick there, ADA.

In the Show’s Final Moments

Brook Lynn is just heartbroken upon seeing the baby, so Chase promises to find her family. And until then, she has them! (And after, too, we’ll wager.) Lulu tells Nathan about Felicia’s tongue-lashing. She owes Maxie the truth and it’s time to own her feelings!

Carly begs Josslyn not to throw her life away because of Sonny. Her reaction? Carly has 24 hours to get rid of Valentin or Josslyn will do it herself. Valentin shows up once Joss’ gone, having Houdini’d out of the cuffs.

On the next General Hospital, Josslyn runs straight to Jason. And be sure to check out all the soap spoilers for Friday. March 5, right here!